Thinking about Minigiant Patton
I feel like it’d be fun if there was another minigiant, still much shorter than him (like 9ft tall vs his 12)
Minigiant Remus who convinces Patton to walk around almost naked half the time, and purposely puts their normal sized roommates in situations where they won’t be noticed, like being right by a counter before Remus leads Patton to hump against it, or on the bed so Patton’s stomach can smother them
with enough blabbing, remus can convince patton that its too hot inside for him to be swaddled up in all his big clothing. itd be much nicer to just lounge in boxers if they dont have to go anywhere! which patton eventually agrees with, because why drench shirts and pants in sweat when he doesnt need to create extra laundry?
of course, this is all a ploy so remus could shove their even smaller roommates places they really should be more cautious of
"why are we in pattons bed?" virgil might huff as remus decides to make out with him there, only for remus to quickly roll away seconds before patton flops down - as he thought remus was just lounging and was utterly oblivious to the fact that virgil is now smothered between his soft boobs and hairy stomach








