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I would like to thank this film for making things very easy for me. I don't usually do it this quick. But they really... really helped me out. I'd like to thank the filmmakers for catering to me, specifically.

So: Marwan cut of Ghosted (2023) here we are! He looks great, he's English, the stylists said yeah his hair is going to be fantastic, what's not to love?

Total length, including the cinematic experience (a few seconds of credits) is 6 minutes and 6 seconds, from a full film length of 2 hours. The Marwan part is just over 5 minutes.

Hi hello it's me again!

This time I bring you: the Kiki Layne edition of Don't Worry Darling, which in all comes up to about 4 and a half minutes of the film. That's right. It'd be about six minutes with credits, which I usually leave in, but that felt like inflating the video too much.

Here is the link, which goes with a general warning for self-harm, suicide, and also lots of flashing. And general creepiness

Hello there....

The trailer of The Princess told me that I would (1) hate the movie probably and (2) watch it anyway because VAN! I was more or less correct on both counts. The movie... it’s not as bad as it looks. However it’s not... worth the 90 minutes it is.

The Van cut is about ~30 minutes in total, with a few scenes a little extra long. I had no interest in rendering it so there are a few spots in the file that are blank, but the file works through to the end. This is a super Quynh-y look and vibe to me so I had a great time. Now you should have a great time too!

Warnings for blood and violence ig.

So!! Here is a link to a cut of What Happened to Monday with every scene of Adrian Knowles! He’s not there at all in the first half of the movie, but then he’s very present for the second half, so the total screentime comes up to about half an hour, most of which should include a warning for hair crimes

So!! Here is a link to a cut of Lasciati Andare / Let Yourself Go featuring every scene of Ettore! The movie is pretty fun overall, but there’s very little Ettore until the last half hour or so - the final length is 24 minutes, cut down from about 82! Ettore is a weird weird man but Luca really plays that up lmao it’s pretty fun

So!! Here is a link to a cut of Die Pfeiler Der Macht / A Dangerous Fortune featuring every Mickey Miranda scene! I asked if people wanted The Mickey Show or just Luca, and the replies were like just Luca, so that’s what it is! The total length is around 35 minutes, 15 in the first ep and 20 in the second ep! All credit goes to @ngoveronicas for the original download!! 

As promised, here is a link to a cut of Collide (2016) featuring every scene Marwan is in. Now, he’s not actually visible in half of the shots, but like... if he’s IN the scene, I’ve included it. It’s 18 minutes in all, and while he’s still not onscreen for half of that, it IS significantly shorter than a 1.4 hr film! 

So!! Here is a link to a cut of Lo Chiamavano Jeeg Robot / They Call Me Jeeg featuring every scene of Fabio! There’s quite a bit of screentime, obviously, since he’s the main villain, and I do maintain that the film in full is quite good, in terms of what it’s trying to do. However, because of Reasons that I’m sure anyone who’s seen a warning list or a ranting post or tried to watch the film itself knows, it is a bit. Unwatchable. For me personally. So I asked and people said they’d like it, so, here we are.

The total length is around 45 minutes, which is still quite a bit shorter than 2 hrs, including credits. 

The video should have soft-coded subs, and I’ve attached a little timecodes list for anyone who already has the file or would like to watch the movie or just for reference. Whatever. Happy watching!