#mindhunter headcanons

Loves to spoil you, believe it or not. While he lives a much more minimalist lifestyle, doesn’t spend money on clothes for himself often unless it’s for work, he makes damn good money as an FBI agent and who better to use it than you?

If you go shopping by yourself, he’ll always give you his card before you leave. If you’re uncomfortable with that, he won’t push it. He’ll just remember that when your birthday or Christmas comes up.

Doesn’t mind shopping with you. He gets slightly uncomfortable when you want to spend your money on him and buy him things like new clothes. But he sighs and lets you dress him up if you feel so inclined. But he loves watching you try on clothes.

He’s absolutely the boyfriend that carries your bags for you. One hand full of bags. The other holding your hand.

When you shop for makeup, you swatch the colors on his hands. He throws up an eyebrow to which you cheekily respond, “it’s so I know what color looks good on your skin when I leave marks on your neck.” His face turns pink immediately.

Mentioned in another post, but Holden definitely likes buying you lingerie. He kinda feels like a creep being alone in a Victoria’s Secret though, so he always takes you with him.

Him feeling you up in the fitting room 👁️👁️

If you want him to, he’ll absolutely get on his knees and show you just how much he likes those panties on you (this man has no boundaries in public spaces / also public sex kink)

One horny motherfucker. The horniest actually. He has such a high libido, you’re sure it’s from all his years of being a virgin. He’s so pent up that every second of free time he gets, he’s sidled up to you, eyes gleaming dangerously

Holden can and will fuck anywhere. He fucked you in the back of the car that the FBI so kindly let them borrow for road school. He also fucked you in the front of it. When Bill leaves to buy smokes, and you two are left alone in the motel room, Holden takes every advantage. He’s on you immediately, pushing you down on the bed, bending you over the sink, pressing you against the wall.

You do things that exacerbate his horny for sure. He always blames it on you. “I’m like this because of you.” His number one turn on is you touching his hair. You could just be fixing it before an interview and he’s biting his lips and staring at yours. “Behave. You’re about to interview a serial killer.” “I can’t help it. It’s your fault.” It’s the same thing with his damn tie. You’ll fix it for him, and he’s just imagining you pulling him around by it.

Will just say horny thoughts out of absolutely nowhere. You’ll be watching a movie and he’s just “you know, you should wear your thigh high boots tonight.” “We’re not going out, though.” “I know.” Or “I was thinking about us trying a new toy” over breakfast and you choke on your cereal. “Holden! Jesus!” “What? 👁️👁️”

Wants to try everything at least once. He uses the excuse of “it’ll help me in my work if I know about different sexual experiences” but really he’s just a lil freak. He wants to be degraded. He wants to be in charge. He wants you to throw him onto his knees and do whatever you want with him. And then he wants to turn around and do the same to you.

In this same vein, wants to try roleplay with his handcuffs so badly. In his fantasy dream, he would fuck you against the interview table at any random prison, but obviously that’s not how that works. So he’ll settle for fucking you in the back of the car or in the basement at work when everyone’s left for the day.

Needs your praise and adoration but also wants a fair share of the degradation. He wants the “you’re so good baby. Such a good whore. That’s all you’re good for, pleasing me” type vibe.

Wants you to hit him. Spank him. Choke him. Slap him. Shove your fingers in his mouth and gag him. He wants it to hurt and then beg for more. He wants to see the bruises and markings the next morning and get horny all over again.

When it comes to you, however, he’s a little more timid. He’ll spank you if you want, choke you a little, but hitting you is off limits for him. “I don’t get hard from cracking you across the face!” “You do when I do it.” “… that’s different.”

If you wear any kind of lingerie for him, he’s obsessed. Red-faced, stuttering, hands not knowing where to sit. He’s staring at you, in complete disbelief that you’re this gorgeous and that this is all for him.

He almost too scared to take the lingerie off of you, scared it’ll rip. He knows it’s expensive and that you spent your hard-earned money on it. A lot of times, he’ll keep it on you and just work around it. BUT, if he’s the one buying you the lingerie? Babe, that is getting RIPPED OFF. He doesn’t give a fuck. He’s got a smirk plastered on his face, saying, “I’ll buy you more. Don’t worry.”

Raised a gentleman first and foremost. This means opening the car door for you, holding your purse if you need, pulling out your chair at a restaurant, holding your heels after a night out, etc.

He’s a momma’s boy - calls her almost every day to catch up. Doesn’t talk about what he’s doing at work though, knows it’ll scare her. Really he talks about you and what you’ve been up to lately. His mom adores you.

Has trouble staying asleep at night. He goes to bed early but he always ends up waking up at two or three in the morning because of restlessness. You’ll wake up a lot to him out of bed, scouring the kitchen for a snack or doing some mindless chore.

Seeks you out when he feels a panic attack coming on. You’re the only one who can really calm him down. He feels your touch on his skin, your hands on his face, prompting him to look at you and breathe, and he feels grounded again. He jokes that he doesn’t even need the medicine - just you.

Loves to watch movies with you. It helps calm him down after a long day and he loves when you’re draped over him, under a blanket, eyes slowly drifting shut as your head leans against his chest

He’s a forehead kisser. He’ll pass by you in the kitchen or leaving to work and he presses a quick and gentle forehead kiss to your temple.

He’s not a good cook. He tries, bless him, but he usually fails. When he says he’s going to try to cook dinner, you know that you’ll be eating takeout instead

He loves to read in his spare time and gets excited to share what new thing he’s learned - he talked your ear off for two hours about space after he read Carl Sagan’s Cosmos.

He’s socially awkward, but you’re the only person who can bring him out of his shell in public. You’ll be at dinner with friends and usually he’s so quiet and reserved, terrified to say something inappropriate and make your friends hate him, but you’re laughing and playfully nudging him, and you ease him like a warm liquor in his gut. He starts making little jokes and slowly but surely, he starts to make friends.

Runs his fingers through your hair absentmindedly when he’s reading, watching something, or just scrolling on his phone

The most helpful boyfriend you’ll ever have. You need help straightening the back of your hair? He’s got it. You want advice on a family drama issue? He’s seated and listening intently. You want a shoulder to cry on? He’s wrapping you up in his arms and letting you know he’s there.

He likes a nose nuzzle, much to everyone’s teasing disgust. He’ll lean his forehead against yours and gently nudge the tip of his nose against yours. It makes people around groan through a knowing smirk.

Touchy. Holden doesn’t have much of a knowledge of personal space and it’s only exacerbated with you. He’ll wrap his arms around you from behind and pull you into him. He’ll reach for your hand while driving. He’ll sit shoulder to shoulder with you at the bar. He can’t help it - he feels safest when he’s as close to you as possible

Very protective because of his line of work. The way these killers talk about women and how they pick them… Holden has nightmares about you being the next victim too much.

Wants to get married to you so bad. He’s one of those that decides after three dates that you’re the one he wants to marry. He’s always wanted to be a good husband.

Fics

I Can Be Kinky (18+)

At the Party (18+)

Nightmares

Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet (18+)

Relationship Headcanons

More NSFW Headcanons (18+)

Shopping with Holden

Thoughts