#millenialcatlady

Tell me about being the Supreme Leader's favorite member of the Harem. Why is it that he calls on us so much more frequently than any of the others? Especially when they're all so doe eyed and devoted to the cause of securing his line of succession. They would do anything to give him his heir, but we hate him. Full of venom and spite at our shitty lot, having been all but handed to the man on a silver platter by our powerful family. (Who we now hate even more than him.)

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP

GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL

I HAVE NO COHERENT THOUGHTS AROUND THIS ONLY BABBLING

He could have his pick of the simpering acolytes, but all he wants is you, his little spitfire. Nothing makes him harder than the contempt on your face when he calls you to his chambers, nothing compares to the simmering hatred in your eyes when he pushes his cock into your tight little cunt. He makes you look at him while he fucks you and he preens at the way you cum for him even when you so desperately try to resist it. Your sharp tongue always keeps him coming back for more, and he can't help but indulge in the idea of fucking your mouth just to keep you quiet. He imagines you on the throne next to him, your belly swollen with his heir...

ANYWAY YEAH I'M GONE FOR THIS

💕 hope you're having a lovely week!

Ahh okay okay so I'm going to tag @leviathanswingman so that they can correct me/add anything I may miss.

It took Mammon a while to get back out into the dating field after the passing of Treasure's parent. He was really focused on trying to be a good dad to Treasure but also had a really hard time properly mourning his partner, because Mammon feels a lot and he feels a lot of things strongly. He was looked at as the Devildom's number 1 bachelor, but he doesn't like that.

He honestly doesn't start dating again until they're up in the human world (and it also takes some pushing from Asmo). When he did meet what would be the parent of the triplets, it took him a while to inteoduce them to Treasure. A long while. Treasure is really special to Mammon and he wants to make sure he brings the right people into their life. He's definitely talked about his kiddo, because they are his whole world, but he's gotta make sure the person he's seeing is good for Treasure before they meet. Treasure on the other hand has some mixed emotions. They are definitely attached to their daddy, and they don't want to see him hurt. They also worry about someone trying to replace their own mother, but after they're assured that would never happen, they are willing to get to know the new person better. (We've been running on the assumption that new parent is someone that Mammon met while Treasure and Lilith are being raised in the human world but we haven't entirely fleshed out whether Treasure and their siblings are full demons like Ollie or if they're half demons of some kind like Lilith and Ariel.)

Also I'm v proud of you for kicking ass and taking names at the job. 💕💕

hi bby I love you dearly thank you so much <33

I'm so excited for mermaid shigs honestly, I think it's one of my fav plots I've ever come up with but oh god am I really terrible at writing from readers pov,,,,

also you get special privileges and can just have all the google docs if you want them

anyway this is the only bit of it I have actually written lol:

CLAIRE I LOVE MATT SEND TWEET. 

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You and Matt had been best friends since you were little, always hanging out, avoiding his older brothers, just being by each other's sides. You both enjoyed playing video games, coloring, running around outside. The two of you shared a bug collection, and rock collection, which Matt made a spreadsheet of all the types and names you chose just so he could reference them in the future. 

He was your bestest friend in the entire world and nothing could come between you…. Until another girl started hanging around Matt. 

She was smart and funny and all grown up looking. She didn’t have dirt on her knees or crazy hair or nothing! And Matt liked talking to her, now every day after school it was ‘Rose’ this and ‘Rose’ that, ‘Rose taught me how to set up a new website design today and I need to go home and practice so I can teach her something tomorrow. It was driving you insane, didn’t she know Matt was yours!? He had always been with you, and it wasn’t like you two didn’t love each other… you said it all the time. 

So one morning at school, you decided you had had enough. 

Rose and Matt were chatting in the lunch room about some stupid science experiment and you snapped. 

“Matty.”

The moment his stupid, dorky face turned you grabbed his cheeks and swooped in. Locking lips for the first time, both your eyes wide open in shock, but he didn’t pull away. Softly pressing his lips back into yours, relaxing into you and vice versa. 

You didn’t even hear Rose get up and stomp away. 

Matt pulled away only slightly, taking a deep breath before latching his hand behind your head and beginning again, “I’ve been wanting this since we were kids.” 

Needless to say, you guys didn’t do any ‘studying’ after school.

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if you would like a tale of our first time.... dont be afraid to ask. 

Thankfully, it seemed that I had been deemed one of the worthy. He'd been a little warmer toward me ever since the afternoon we spent an entire lunch hour debating whether including an actual dragon fight in a short campaign is really worth the effort. After a few days of pretending that I didn't exist, he started nodding at me in the hall. Once last week, I could have sworn that he smiled when I asked him how Greg was doing.

On Friday morning, Matt stood in front of the break room refrigerator. "Hey Matty?" I asked, a little more chipper than usual, even for me. "Can I get in there, or are you still looking for the hidden doorway to Narnia?"

There’s not much to smile about on Starkiller Base. It’s really not my fault most of my coworkers are total jerkfaces or idiots. 

What? Am I supposed to be Mr. Congeniality or some shit? Come on. I go to work, cranks some wrenches, gets shredded at the gym, then I get to go home to Greg, play some video games, and crank one off. Why overcomplicate things?

However, one coworker had caught my attention. A fair maiden. Dragon Girl. She was mouthing off some crazy shit about D&D in the lunchroom and she had totally bangin’ tits. Even asked about Greg. She seemed legit.

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“Narnia?” Matt whips his head around. “No,” he snarls. “I’m looking for my fuckin’ GoGurt. Some fucking fuck keeps stealing it.”

“I’m terribly sorry for your loss?” you say, uncertain why a tube of shitty children’s yogurt would be such a hot commodity.

“Thanks,” Matt barks. “It was one of the blue and purple swirly ones, too. Total horseshit.” He takes a breath, loosening his scowl. “Anyway. Sup, Dragon Girl.”

“Sup,” you laugh. “You know, if you really want your GoGurt, we could always just... go to the store and grab some?”