Steven: Are you able to see good in everyone? If not, why?
       No. I can’t. I can acknowledge that everyone has good in them, but if I’m disgusted by you it’s not happening and our relationship will forever be salty.
Garnet: What do you love most about yourself?
       The peppy aggressiveness that colors most of my interactions with people. Think of a jumping spider but on steroids and also a puppy.
Amethyst: How many hours a day do you usually sleep?
       ……..9-10. I don’t like it but I have no energy to change it.
Pearl: Who is the person you admire the most?
       Gaileo. And ONLY for the myth that says he sasses the Inquisition on the way out of court where he recanted his scientific findings because life is more important than science. Everyone else I look up to is tainted by the nasty jealousy that makes me want to destroy them.
Rose Quartz: What is your greatest wish in life?
        To be the best.
Sapphire: Are you a good singer?
        I like singing. I have good voice days. But most of the time I don’t terribly care to sing on key, ya know?
Ruby: Who is someone you couldn’t live without?
       ………………..I don’t need anyone to live. Can’t decide if this is good or bad.
Lapis Lazuli: What is something that you miss dearly?
        MISSING MY OPPORTUNITY TO BUY THE HOMESTUCK TAROT CARDS AUGHGHGHGHHHHGUUUUUUUGHGHGHGGH
Peridot: Are you good with technology?
        Yep. I pretty much McGyver the house when stuff goes wrong.
Jasper: Are you athletic?
        I don’t work out and I hate organized sports but godDAMN if I am not the most intense and competitive nerd you’ve ever seen throw a ball.
Connie: What’s your favorite book?
        I have a few categories for this. Kid’s book: Birdsong. Tween/Teen’s book: Rodzina. Adult’s book: Animal Farm.
Greg: Have you fallen so deeply in love with someone that you would leave everything behind for them?
         No. And it is unlikely I would ever break all ties for a person.
Stevonnie: Who do you feel closest with?
         I’ve known my RL friend Dee (fishnap) the longest and she and I have had many a late-night emo-vomit session but I can’t leave mythoftheslayer out of this because he’s probably the closest thing I’ll ever have to a big brother.
         Also maybe my little sister but she doesn’t need her ego pumped up anymore and I was probably supposed to just choose one person whoops.
Opal: Do you work well in groups?
         Large groups? No. Small groups? Yes, if I’m in charge or if I don’t care about what we’re doing or if everyone else seems competent.Â
Sugilite: How self confident are you? Do you let it show?
         Ehh. I’m faking 200% of it but the other 300% is real cane sugar so we’ll say kinda. YES. Mostly.
Alexandrite: Are you comfortable in social settings?
         No. I’m probably bored.
Malachite: Do you like to swim?
         Yes yes yes! Am I good at it? No. Will I spend all of my time underwater looking for stuff and trying to perfect breathing? Yes.
Sadie: Do people take advantage of your kindness?
         They wouldn’t dare. Some don’t even think it exists.
Lars: What’s your biggest insecurity?
         That my life means nothing and I have no purpose and I will go on to do nothing and have nothing and it won’t even mean anything.
The Cool Kids: What’s your favorite memory involving friends?
         My memory is shit so I’ll mention the recent trip to NYC we all did after prom that was pretty darn great and we got to visit all these bookstores and I took a thousand pictures of they being happy.
Lion: Do you have any pets?
         I have a rabbit named Copper. I call him Helicopter and his girlfriend is a stuffed owl that we probably need to wash again.
Onion: Are you the antichrist?
