#mikeeee

Baby Mike is my favorite thing in the world

nvm post canceled I immediately forgot what I was saying, THEY'RE SO CUTE

yummy anon,,, i have a cold right now so,,,, this is definitely pretty self indulgent 😭

and also i like bullying mike way too much like it shouldn't be this fun

okay so i feel like he would have know the bare minimum when it comes to taking care of you?ibuprofen for you headache and fever, cough drops for your throat, and pepto for your stomach, but like?? that's about it 😭

i would say he'd offer you soup, but he probably can't cook for shit, but he'd make you some tea with honey if you wanted some!

i shit you not, he becomes such a sweetheart for you!! he doesn't really see the point in keeping up his dark and evil vampire persona when there's much more important things to worry about, so he lets his guard down and focuses on caring for you!

well i mean,, he's trying to be caring, but it honestly looks more like pure panic and disgust,,,, he goes wide-eyed at every cough, jumps everytime you sneeze, tiptoes around you whenever you lay down, and stays 10 feet away from you whenever possible. it's honestly hilarious because he acts like you're gonna explode or something 😭

plus he'd probably give you judgy shifty eyes if you asked to cuddle,, it's not that he doesn't love you but,, he doesn't wanna get sick too??? (cough on him on purpose i think it would be funny)

he'd probably steal any food you get LMAO. you get homemade soup? he wants a bowl too. you want hot tea?? so does he wtf?? like he'd just walk up to you sitting on the couch and fucking steal a saltine cracker