Miss Crawly: It usually occurs when she is drunk, and it is FOUL. She says the freakiest shit in reference to what she got up to in her youth. You will never be the same. 8/10 Gunter: It's rare, but he is capable of it. It's a surprise every time. 2/10 Mike: Usually, he tries to think of more creative ways to insult someone. He's the type that believes that using curse words is directly tied to your intelligence and will lecture you about it. In the rare moments he does cuss, it's never around a lady. He's a gentleman, after all. 3/10 Jimmy Crystal: The exact opposite of Mike, he somehow finds a way to be as degrading and uncomfortable to listen to as possible. He would call a woman a bitch. He would call his own daughter a bitch. He says it's because he's a canine. It's not. 6/10 Clay Calloway: He usually keeps himself composed, until you do something stupid in front of him. In terms of his music, he'd use innuendos more than the actual words, probably had that one song you'd sing to as a kid before you realized what the lyrics were about. 5/10 Portia Crystal: As if Johnny wasn't bad enough- She tries, but it always comes out stiff. She'd awkwardly pause before each one, like girl Ily but please stop the secondhand embarrassment is radiating off the walls. 4/10 Nooshy: Oh all the time, girl's got a sailor mouth and is absolutely proud of it. If someone gets offended, she'd swear even more. 10/10 Suki Lane: Even if she didn't consider swearing incredibly unprofessional, she just doesn't feel the need for it. She doesn't waste her breath on frivolous words. 1/10 Nana Noodleman: She's very prim and proper, old school. Like Mike, she'd believe that swearing makes you crass and unintelligent. She still lectures Eddie on his language as a grown-ass adult. 1/10 Eddie Noodleman: He's a gamer. 7/10

I giggled as I made this...

@sloanrocks thank you, Maika for the idea🥹

Please beat me over the head with a cartoon mallet. Tell me no.