“Woah, woah, woah, that’s it?!”
“What are you on about, Michael?”
“Well I mean, what, we’re just gonna drop all these punks just like that?”
“As opposed to... doing something about of all of them?”
“Jesus Christ, Ryan, no- god, why do you always have to be so creepy. No, I mean, any one of them could have ratted us out to the feds that entire year, and none of them did. That’s gotta count for something.”
“So instead your suggestion would be we, what, take a walk down memory lane with them?”
“I mean he does have a bit of a point, Ry. They were with us through a lot.”
“Like?”
“Like the time those Fakehaus fucks hacked our blog”
“Or the time you had a sleepover with the rest of the gents”
“...it was not a sleepover”
“Yeah it was, dude.”
“Or all those times Kerry got mugged”
“Or all the dumb shit we said in the group chat”
“Alright, alright, I get it. Well why don’t you just give them that page Kdin worked so hard setting up? It’s got everything all organized.”
“Aww but Ry that’s just not the same. I mean, these people were so cool! Some of them even made art of us!”
“They made.. art?! These people should have been terrified of us!”
“I mean, speak for yourself Ryan, I wasn’t the one constantly doing creepy shit.”
“I do not do creepy shit”
“...sure.”
“Well the people here didn’t seem to bloody care. Did you see how much fan mail Ryan got?? You’d think he was a model or something..”
“Okay that’s it I’m shutting whatever this is down.”
“Wha- Ryan! We’re in the middle of a-”
“SHUTTING IT DOWN.”
FROM ALL OF US AT THE FAKE FAKE AH CREW, WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR COMING ALONG WITH US, AND TO SAY GOODBYE, AND GOOD LUCK. THANK YOU FOR ROLLING WITH THE CREW. <3
