@holloe
“Boooyyyfffriiieeennnddd?” His voice cracks into enough notes to play about half of La Cucaracha. “I really thought you were just some dopey-eyed dopey tryna work up the nerve to ask your waitress out ‘cause she smiled when she gave you chilli fries... or... whatever Your Kind eat. You sayin’ to me you actually did that? You asked Mickey out?”











