#michael wulff

Review: WuMo: Something Is Wrong

'Nail-polish remover' is a synonym for a very specialized thief.

You're not supposed to play with fire so I treat it very seriously; yesterday I made a bonfire and showed it a movie by Ingmar Bergman.

I've bought one of those globes that, when you turn it upside down, it snows. Not inside of it. Outside. It's a very impressive globe.

I give women what they want. I had a girlfriend who wanted a ring, so I set a wet glass down on her new wooden table.