“My name is Michael Langdon, and I’m here to do for you what your Supreme couldn’t.”

“Come on.” 

“Aren’t you forgetting something?”

“Bless us dark lord for these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy infernal bounty through the power of Lucifer eternal. Nema.”

“I swear the only other person who liked these as much as you was my first husband. And that’s why it was so easy to poison him.”

“You’re not going to poison me, are you?”

“Not if you clean your room like I asked you to.”

“You didn’t really kill your first husband, did you?”

“No. I killed my first three husbands. You might as well learn this now: If something isn’t working, it’s best to just cut the cord. And make sure the insurance policy is up to date.”

“That’s evil!” 

“You are rude. Don’t ever talk to her like that.”

“I don’t know why I did that. I was always loyal to her.”

“It’s alright. You were obeying commands like you’re programmed to do. My commands. ... Did you enjoy executing the poison apples plan as much as I enjoyed coming up with it?” 

“You wanted everyone dead.”

“I’ve never been a fan of getting my hands dirty. Learned that from my father. Always more fun to entice men and women to dirty deeds. Confirms what I’ve always believed.”

“What do you believe?”

“Ave Satanas.”

“You don’t have to sit for questioning.”

“What happens if we choose not to?”

“Then you stay here and die.”