Monster Hunter for the PS2, IS SHIT!!!
I JUST WASTED LIKE, FIVE FUCKING HOURS PLAYING THIS GAME, AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!!
1. The controls are ape shit, because, y'know, the right analog stick is used for melee attacks instead of triangle or square (corresponding with X and A for primary and secondary melee on the 3ds).
2. Monster spawning is ridiculous because apparently I can't fight a monster without being able to rotate the camera in time to see my surroundings BECAUSE THE CAMERA ROTATOR IS THE FUCKING D-PAD ABOVE THE LEFT ANALOG STICK!!!
3. Timing in your chain combos and blocking is terrible because having to remember that the RIGHT ANALOG STICK is the ATTACK MOTION TOOL throws me off entirely when I get stuck in the stupid item screen for pressing TRIANGLE. Then, I can't block in time to fend off the random-spawn Velocidrome when I'm fighting Velociprey.
4. The Zenni system is ABSOLUTE SHIT because for every mission, you only get like, 80z's. Which means if you want to make a new weapon, you have to sell bunch of shit in order to have enough zenni to make it. It took me 20 FUCKING MISSIONS TO MAKE A BONE BLADE+, BECAUSE IT COSTS 3000Z TO MAKE IT!!!
