#mfg

mgg: ok so here's my kimono closet

other celebrities: I really wanted this space to feel cozy

mgg: this is where I make my stuffed animals

other celebrities: oh, you have to show my kids art isn't it so cute

dabei bin ich nur lost in der bundestag sauce

mama lass MICH in FRIEDEN

ich fühle mich leer

deswegen zwinge ich KINDER zur bundeswehr

oh yeah

währendessen sitze ich im bundestagsklo

und snorte lines von hofreiters po

ein erdiger geruch von seiner rosette

ein erdiger geruch und ich gette

ich gette den öko grind

lets all be kind

ich bin lost in der bundestags sauce

ich presse niemals pause

Babes I am sooooo glad you asked. We might be few in numbers, but us MFGhost baddies gotta stick together. 🤞 And seriously bc why is everyone in that show so DANG FIIIINE!!??!!

Michael Beckenbauer as your Boyfriend Headcannons

-Michael has that natural, cool-headed aura, so as a boyfriend, he’d be fiercely protective but never overbearing. He’d always make sure you feel safe, but he’d respect your independence—never smothering you with his care.

-Michael isn't the type to say "I love you" out loud very often…. but he'll have already filled your gas tank, checked your tire pressure, and left a coffee on your nightstand before you're even fully awake. He shows love through doing. Pay attention to the small things, because that's where he keeps everything important.

- He doesn't give praise easily, which means when he does say something — "you looked beautiful tonight" or "I'm proud of you" — it lands like a freight train. He means every word of it. You'll think about it for weeks.

-Not a big public display guy, but in private he's surprisingly touchy…. a hand at the small of your back, fingers finding yours without looking, chin resting on top of your head when you're standing together. It's always unhurried, like he's not going anywhere.

-Incredibly protective without being controlling. There's a difference, and Michael understands it instinctively. He won't tell you what to do…. but if someone makes you uncomfortable at a race event, he'll appear at your side without you having to say a word. He just notices. It can feel like having your own personal weather system that only storms when you need it to.

-Surprisingly, he is a very good listener. He's quiet, but not checked-out quiet. When you talk, he actually tracks everything… he'll bring up something you mentioned weeks ago completely unprompted. It makes you feel genuinely seen. He just processes internally.

-Michael enjoys calm and focused atmospheres. Date ideas might be reading together in a cozy corner, training sessions side by side, or simply watching the sunset in silence, letting the comfort speak louder than words.

-While he’s usually collected, Michael has a dry sense of humor. Expect rare but hilarious moments when he teases you lightly or does something unexpectedly cute, catching you off guard and making you laugh.

-He notices your ambitions and strengths and quietly motivates you. Whether it’s school, work, or personal growth, he’s there with words of wisdom or just a steady shoulder when you need it.

Marithé + François Girbaud