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Here are some highlights from this book club episode: "It's like F Scott Fitzgerald" "You're less than him, he is literally a talking piece of shit" "Nah man I've just been livin' my life, not giving a fuck" "That's your knew name, you're now Snub-nosed Neikamp" "Snub nosed motor boat!" "I'd give him an amulet" "How braggadocios" "B-b-b busted you're so Daisy" The fact that a kindle is pieces of enchanted kindling. "I got a friend that's a giant rock... you got the cliff notes?" "What do you have against cliffs?" "Usidore is a Daisy, Flower you're a Gatsby" "It's the city's secret name" Bungery Chubbins! "Book party!" "Yes it must've been very fun for those awful people" "We all braided each-other's hair and cried" "The dark lord wants to fuck you, yeh that checks out" "So it's a PSA" "You drove through a Burger King" "The smashed things up hell yeh... then they let other people clean up the mess because they were smart af" "What are the roaring 20s? Is it like twenty thousand roaring orcs?" "I'm not crying you're crying" "Don't take Tom away from me" "She's blazing up right in front of us" "Arnie is a snub-nosed motor boat" "Ashes to ashes, bowl to bowl" "I think I'm a swimming pool" "I'm glad my banana dick didn't fall on the floor and someone slipped on it because we don't need that kind of slap-dick" Everyone's dreams, so beautiful.

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My good friend @tempellhoff sent me this Metanoid a few weeks ago. Great addition to the collection. Now I need to know the back story of this figure. #Redakai #Metanoid #Friendship https://www.instagram.com/p/B-43-bDAaAE/?igshid=1un5a1nfk2355

1. First impression: okay i thought you were so cool when i first met you in choir like woah2. Truth is: youre still really cool but also a little bit of a dork and i liked having pun wars with you, haha!3. How old do you look: 19??4. Have you ever made me laugh: definitely 5. Have you ever made me mad: i don't think so?6. Best feature: i'm gonna have to go with your voice this time (dont worry you have plenty of other great things)7. Have I ever had a crush on you: ngl i had a huge friend-crush on you before we actually became friends, but never an actual crush8. You’re my: pun buddy!9. Name in my phone: i dont have it! unless you count mobile fb in which case it would be your full name10. Should you post this too? if you want!