Aziraphale grabs the Book of Life and runs
the Metafuck goes back to the bookshop with Eric (the disposable demon) to get it back
Aziraphale calmly hands them the book
we see the Metafuck and Eric entering Heaven from the elevator
back at the bookshop we see a very confused Crowley, "why on earth would you just give them the Book of Life back, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale??", Aziraphale smirks
back in heaven we see Eric opening the book, inside is Aziraphales halo, and Eric explodes again
the Metafuck is fuming and goes back to the bookshop again
he gets there and Aziraphale is pulling a fucking gun out of a book
Crowley is in the background simping so hard but also so angry at Aziraphale for leaving him
maybe after Aziraphale has obliterated him, he erases the Metatron from the Book of Life while hes in the middle of doing paperwork for the discorporated body
or perhaps demotes him while leaving him with his memories so the Metafuck is living in agony knowing his plan was ruined
Aziraphale and Crowley do a "little" miracle to hide the Book of Life
then talk it out then make out on every surface in the bookshop










