#messy drunk

We stan one messy bench. Lol

last night was fucking epic, literally everything about it was hilarious or brilliant in some way or another, so here is a brief overview of our drunken antics at shitty Lifestyles.

after spending like, an hour making ourselves look 'hot' (well amber did look hot, i didn't) we went out and er, were already a bit tipsy due to ambers alcoholic death mix but yeah, we got to Lifestyles and completely failed to find anyone so resorted to ringing our friend Chris who amber had not seen for like, 2 years. then we found jodie and like, everything went hilarious from then on. despite being 2 years younger, jodie is the funniest person ever! chris turned up on his bike and drunken hilariousness started. we, well mostly amber, got 'chatted up' by some guy called scott paterson, and from then it became a running joke of the night espeically when on the way to get more alcohol me and jodie were yelling 'BUT AMBER WE WANT SCOTT PATERSON' and er, he was right next to us, funniest shit ever.

basically i can't precisely remember the order anything came in after that but it was all pretty fucked up, especially towards the end when we were hanging with sophie who kept picking fights with chavs saying things such as 'fucking gypsy bastards, alriiiiiiiiiiiiight' oh god, she was completely and utterly fucked.

yeah the pictures are kinda evidence of a fucking brilliant night. its made me so happy because i actually felt kinda like people liked me, almost kinda popular, rather than the awkward tension i thought was going to happen. also my ex boyfriend wasn't there for me to embarrass myself in front off so thats a plus.

The crazy thing is that he’s apparently alone with all those kids he doesn’t know. LOL I just can’t with him. Best album ever xD