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𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚂𝚒𝚛 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚎!

@handfulofclovers

?!!

Soldier stumbles back, tripping and landing on his ass.

MERASMUS!! ( @thegreatmerasmus )

The American angrily shakes his fist in the air.

AGGH!-- NOT YOU TOO!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! EVERYONE KEEPS FALLING HEAD OVER HEELS FOR ME!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR MAGIC, BUT YOU HAVE FALLEN UNDER YOUR OWN SPELL!!! I..... I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT ANY OF THIS!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 157 #Clover: child of divorce.#Merasmus.#//YESSS... YESSS!!!!

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𝚂𝚒𝚛 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛! 𝚂𝚒𝚛 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚒𝚝.

@handfulofclovers

...I WILL NOT BE DOING THE DISHES TONIGHT, BECAUSE I HAVE A- Uh...uhmm...A...A WAR TO ATTEND TO!!! IF MERASMUS CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT, THEN HE IS HOPELESS!!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 102 #Clover: child of divorce #Merasmus.

“ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?!”

@thegreatmerasmus

The respawn machine buzzes and hums, the only light in the room being the flickering text on the console.

ERROR!

CANNOT FETCH FILE OFFENSE_S1_701855!

RESPAWN INCOMPATIBLE ; FILE MISSING!

CRITICAL FAILURE!

ALL PROCESSES HALTED!

RETRY?

_Y _N

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 240 #Merasmus.#Soldier Is Dead.

𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛! 𝚖𝚢 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 (𝚜𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚜) 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎.

@handfulofclovers

HELLO AGAIN LITTLE MISS!! I DO NOT WANT TO BE KILLED... BUT MERASMUS IS INFURIATING ME!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A REAL WEAPON!?! THIS IS AN INSULT TO ALL DEAD AND DYING SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE!! HERE,

TAKE THIS, AND BLOW ME SKY HIGH!!!

(I'll just respawn later, don't you even worry about it!) YOU NEED THE PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL KILLER, LITTLE LADY!!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 71 #Merasmus.#// clover is kinda like a soldier x merasmus divorce child #Clover: child of divorce.

“ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ!! ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴘꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴜɴꜰɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴠᴇʀ! ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ!”

@thegreatmerasmus

!?- THOSE DAMN COMMUNISTS!!!! MERASMUS!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD ANTI-CPS SPELLS PUT IN PLACE!?!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 216 #Merasmus.#Clover: child of divorce.

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“ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ..?”

Merasmus kneels down. He can just fix this, can’t he? Something feels a little off.

( @thegreatmerasmus because you forgot your @ lol !!)

Soldier peers up at his giant wizard wife from the floor, tilting his head to give the man a smile that had too many missing teeth.

Of course, he was going to give his usual "Hello, Merasmus!" greeting!- But unfortunately, blood and a little bit of some kind of tissue sputtered from his mouth instead. Poor soldier.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 252 #Merasmus.#Soldier Is Alive.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋ ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ʟɪᴄᴇɴꜱᴇ

@thegreatmerasmus

MERASMUS!-

A blush rises on Soldier's face for a moment, before he shakes his head rapidly to clear his thoughts.

He suddenly drops to a pleading position on his knees, hands clasped in Meramus' robe.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME PROTECT OUR BABIES FROM THE EVIL COMMIES AT ANIMAL CONTROL!!! I- I FORGOT TO RENEW MY RANGER'S LICENSE, WHICH MEANS YOUR WIZARD TOWER IS NO LONGER A RACCOON SANCTUARY!!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 162 #Merasmus.

“ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴀ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ʟᴀᴜɴᴄʜᴇʀ, ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ! ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ!”

for it seems clover took the rocket launcher back with her

@thegreatmerasmus

heheHAHAHAAHA!!! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO GIVE HER SOME PRISSY BUTTERKNIFE!!

IF ITS UP TO ME TO SHOW OUR GIRL HOW TO BE A REAL MAN, THEN I WILL DO IT!!! (We are roommates!! That means legally, we share custody of that child!)

HOPE SHE BLOWS YOU UP NEXT!!!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 98 #Merasmus.#Clover: child of divorce #//yknow what im going all in on that bit. Yeah thats THEIR daughter now.

@handfulofclovers

?!!

Soldier stumbles back, tripping and landing on his ass.

MERASMUS!! ( @thegreatmerasmus )

The American angrily shakes his fist in the air.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 157 #Clover: child of divorce.#Merasmus.#//YESSS... YESSS!!!!

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@handfulofclovers

...I WILL NOT BE DOING THE DISHES TONIGHT, BECAUSE I HAVE A- Uh...uhmm...A...A WAR TO ATTEND TO!!! IF MERASMUS CANNOT UNDERSTAND THAT, THEN HE IS HOPELESS!!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 102 #Clover: child of divorce #Merasmus.

“ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?!”

@thegreatmerasmus

The respawn machine buzzes and hums, the only light in the room being the flickering text on the console.

ERROR!

CANNOT FETCH FILE OFFENSE_S1_701855!

RESPAWN INCOMPATIBLE ; FILE MISSING!

CRITICAL FAILURE!

ALL PROCESSES HALTED!

RETRY?

_Y _N

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 240 #Merasmus.#Soldier Is Dead.

@handfulofclovers

HELLO AGAIN LITTLE MISS!! I DO NOT WANT TO BE KILLED... BUT MERASMUS IS INFURIATING ME!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A REAL WEAPON!?! THIS IS AN INSULT TO ALL DEAD AND DYING SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE!! HERE,

TAKE THIS, AND BLOW ME SKY HIGH!!!

(I'll just respawn later, don't you even worry about it!) YOU NEED THE PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL KILLER, LITTLE LADY!!!

@thegreatmerasmus

!?- THOSE DAMN COMMUNISTS!!!! MERASMUS!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD ANTI-CPS SPELLS PUT IN PLACE!?!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 216 #Merasmus.#Clover: child of divorce.

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

“ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ..?”

Merasmus kneels down. He can just fix this, can’t he? Something feels a little off.

( @thegreatmerasmus because you forgot your @ lol !!)

Soldier peers up at his giant wizard wife from the floor, tilting his head to give the man a smile that had too many missing teeth.

Of course, he was going to give his usual "Hello, Merasmus!" greeting!- But unfortunately, blood and a little bit of some kind of tissue sputtered from his mouth instead. Poor soldier.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 252 #Merasmus.#Soldier Is Alive.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋ ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ʟɪᴄᴇɴꜱᴇ

@thegreatmerasmus

MERASMUS!-

A blush rises on Soldier's face for a moment, before he shakes his head rapidly to clear his thoughts.

He suddenly drops to a pleading position on his knees, hands clasped in Meramus' robe.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME PROTECT OUR BABIES FROM THE EVIL COMMIES AT ANIMAL CONTROL!!! I- I FORGOT TO RENEW MY RANGER'S LICENSE, WHICH MEANS YOUR WIZARD TOWER IS NO LONGER A RACCOON SANCTUARY!!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 roleplay blog #tf2 rp blog #tf2 blog #tf2 soldier #team fortress soldier #asks open #asks #ask 162 #Merasmus.

for it seems clover took the rocket launcher back with her

@thegreatmerasmus

heheHAHAHAAHA!!! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO GIVE HER SOME PRISSY BUTTERKNIFE!!

IF ITS UP TO ME TO SHOW OUR GIRL HOW TO BE A REAL MAN, THEN I WILL DO IT!!! (We are roommates!! That means legally, we share custody of that child!)

HOPE SHE BLOWS YOU UP NEXT!!!!

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