Mephisraph headcanons because i need to apparently feed myself in this house
(Added some of my family headcanons too, Kids to be ranted about at a later date <3)
- A lot of people ask Mephistopheles if they have ever dated a guy before. Contrary to popular belief they have dated Multiple. But they get so smiley and embarrassed while Raphael acts more natural then Mephistopheles they thought it was the other way around. (The we should go to utah sound is literally just them)
- Mephistopheles texts Raphael random Taylor swift (hes a swifty you cant change my mind unfortunately) lyrics and says "us". Raphael proceeds to remind his poor partner that they keep sending lyrics from breakup songs and if theres something they are trying to hint at. (Mephistopheles was just trying to be cute)
- whenever Raphael can tell Mephistopheles is getting an attitude or getting snipy with him he will pick them up over his shoulder and carry them to their classes. Doesnt matter if their classes are on the other side of the building his partner is getting moody and he needs to fix it. So having them yell it out while hes carrying them always works.
- Mephistopheles loves to be threatened by Raphael. Pinned against the wall with his sphere against their throat makes them absolutely swoon. (Theyre a demon of course he loves to be threatened by their boyfriend)
- People often think that Raphael is ignoring Mephistopheles when they go on their long rants. But in reality Mephistopheles's ranting is the only loud noise that Raphael enjoys to an unmeasurable level. Raphael had a rough day? "Beetle (Mephistopheles's nickname/petname) how was your day?" Raphael needs background noise when hes sewing? "Tell me about the newest article you wrote" anything that gets Mephistopheles talking
- Mephistopheles watches reality TV and Raphael pretends not to like it. But he definitely gets invested and they both argue with the people on tv that cant even hear them
- Mephistopheles is the stay at home parent/partner. Mf is to spoiled to work and is proceeding to spoil their kids but theyre not spoiled rotten thank the lord.
- Raphael is 100% the more intimidating parent. Mephistopheles always pulls the "dont make me call your father" card on their fighting children.
- They are literally the Opitamy of the bobs burgers "i need to talk to your father" clip.
- Mephistopheles 100% asked for the first kid, then Raphael kept getting baby fever (the three kids were made out of combined magic might do a whole post about that because ive come up with so much)
- Mephistopheles definitely lets their kids dye their hair if they asked. And they definitely help (Raphael comes home to their bathroom a color mess and Mephistopheles going absolutely HAM on their kids hair)
- Mephistopheles is also the kind of parent to encourage his kids to be super pety. Much to Raphaels dismay (keep in mind all of their kids are angels
Gonna come up with more and even some incorrect quotes :3