Are you doing the made-up-fic-title thing? If so, then I offer my suggestion: Why Is There So Much F**king Grass?!
So, this took a while to do, and I’m sorry about that. I had a hard time deciding whether I would write a drabble for it or just a summary type thing, and then I had to figure out what to do with the title.
But don’t get me wrong: I loved it. Besides...I got to try out writing new characters, which is always good! It also got a bit long, so sorry about that too.
~oOo~
Cross panted as he cut down another patch of grass. He had been in the middle of a fight with Ink when the stupid artist had sent him into a random AU. Not only that, but the whole world seemed to be covered in grass! He had been walking around in circles and all there was was grass.
And he realized that he could just teleport out of here, but he was too curious as to why there was so much grass in this damned AU.
He groaned, ignoring the urge to just scream. “Grass, of all things, why did it have to be grass?” He threw his hands up. “Like, it’s such a boring, mundane thing, so why is the entire place covered in it.”
Chara sighed from where he floated beside him. He moved to be in front of Cross. “I don’t know, nor do I care. Just teleport us out of here. Honestly...” He trailed off, something behind his partner catching his eye.
“But I want to know why!” Cross exclaimed, making a ton of hand gestures. “It just doesn’t make any fuc--” He froze in place as a whoosh of hot air went across his head. Goosebumps brook out as a low moo filled the air literally right behind his ear.
Nope. Nope to the nope, nopeity nope, president of nope town.
A snort of laughter escaped Chara. “Hey, uh...I think you have a new friend.”
“This isn’t funny! And the beast behind me if no friend of mine, nor will they ever be.” Cross snarled, shuddering as another moo and freezing again, heart almost stopping as something licked the back of his head, covering him in slobber.
“So,” Chara said, turning to grin at him from upside down. “we going home yet?”
“Yes. Yes, we are.” Cross replied, teleporting just as the cow went to give him another lick. The animal blinked slowly and let out a saddened moo, lonely again as his new funny looking brother disappeared. It snorted and shook the feeling off, forgetting about it and wandering off back into the tall blades of grass.
Back at the castle, Cross appeared in the living room. Killer, Horror and Dust all paused and looked up from their card game and blinked at him. His uniform was smeared with green and blades of grass stuck to him randomly. He had a slightly manic look in his eyes.
“What the hell happened to you?” Killer asked, breaking the silence.
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Cross said stiffly, quickly leaving the room and heading to his room as Chara started laughing hysterically in the air next to him.
