#menace barty

Dorcas: So how was the holiday?

Evan: I was bored most of the time, to the point where I started reading Ancient Runes for New Learners.

Barty: I convinced mom that baking can't be that difficult after my Potions OWLs...*shrugs* On a completely unrelated note, we renovated our kitchen.

Pandora: I had a dream where we were being chased by dead unicorns and crows were croaking about our time running out and then it suddenly started raining, and green lightning was everywhere and I turned and saw I was standing at the edge of a cliff and below it was a dark lake and Barty was standing on the island alone and then I jumped to get to him and woke up.

Everyone: . . .