#mememastic

chamomile: comfort movie?

I have no idea I don’t watch movies that much anymore and I can’t say I got any that comforts me

I do like A Clockwork Orange and Psycho a whole lot tho

sugar: tell me about your first crush

novimnet asked you:

fuck me and my pile of empty cabernet bottles I neglected to read the tag that said they were Kink exclusive sorry I’m trash

hey it’s k! I’ll do those too even tho they’ll probably be hella off lmao I can’t headcanon worth shit

☾ Sleep Headcanon

Swoney’s a light sleeper unless he’s drunk as fuck (he most likely passes out like a dead log after that)

☄ Weather Headcanon

ok I don’t really get this one, is it supposed to be their favourite weather? cus if so I’ll go with cloudy but sunny late summer days for LQ

anything that’s not a smoggy wasteland ya dig

☼ Cooking Headcanon

Kink is a pretty decent chef in the sense that he learned how to cook meals at an early age and dares to experiement with recipes, but it’s not EXTRAORDINARILY FANTASTIC FOOD it’s just good tasting stuff that leaves you satisfied

⋆ Sex Headcanon

the funny thing about Kink is that he actually doesn’t care about sex too much, and have almost exclusively used it as a means to get company for the night (he sleeps better with someone else next to him) and a way to get closer to friends

he focuses a lot of attention on whoever he’s with and not so much on his own pleasure, and he USED to not be adventurous at all with positions/toys/kinks, but after spending so long working as a Dom he’ll probably keep doing the more ”raunchy” stuff just because it’s what he knows

(deep down he just want to sleep on someone’s chest all night long without having sex first but he don’t know how to go about asking for such a thing)

☯ Pet Peeve Headcanon

he really hates it whenever people point out his height (I’m not gonna say his exact height but he’s close to 7 feet tall) but he puts on an air of fake pride about it, to not let anyone in on his insecurities regarding the matter

1:What did you do in 2013 that you’d never done before?

I rolled around naked on floor paper while covered in paint for one of my school projects

18:What do you wish you’d done more of?

eating (man did I suck ass at getting enough into me this year)

19:What do you wish you’d done less of?

1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?

to 20 out of the 22 classmates I had from pre-school to 6th grade

what did I ever do to make you hate me you nasty little shitstains

3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?

there’s a ridiculous amount of people who think I’m mentally healthy and they couldn’t be more wrong

untreated childhood depression sure screws you over for life doesn't it

11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?

I was gonna write Swone but then I realised I might not wanna do things involving food with that lad so I’m gonna go with Skalman from the comic Bamse cus fuck it I grew up with that comic and Skalman’s rad as fuck

look at him he’s got a clock for food and sleep (which he follows to the second) and thinks ”hurry” is a bad word he’s literally the best

19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?

24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?

I liked how I could hear everything that happened everywhere in dads old apartment cus I could keep check on my surroundings that way, until the day my sister forgot I was home and proceeded to have loud-ass sex with her bf in the room right next to mine

13 year old me was painfully uncomfortable for months afterwards

cASUALLY ANSWERS SHIT SIX HOURS LATER wow tumblr what the fuck tell me when I got stuff next time ok

12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?

every teacher I had from preschool up to 6th grade taught me that there’s no way in hell I’ll ever become a teacher because fucking shit little kids are horrible

my 6th grade teacher was rad as fuck tho she didn’t take shit from anyone

26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?

I’ll be a Näcken so I can sit naked in a river and play violin to lure victims into their watery deaths

as for what I’m most like well fuck idk no wait it’s still Näcken cus I’m a naked loner that’s literally me also I used to play violin so it counts

40. Post a haiku based on your life.

jag vet inte hur

man skriver en jävla dikt