rules: list ten headcanons you have for your muse, if multiblog pick one or all of your muses. tag ten people or more.
tagged by: @exxcrucior thank you!
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In my defense, they are twins, it's a 2 in 1.
I. when they were little, Zach went through a "Don't touch me, Eric" phase, and would freak out whenever Eric got too close to him. lots of screaming, wailing, and pushing Eric away. it started when he learned they were basically glued to each other's side when their Mom was pregnant, and Zach absolutely hated the idea of someone touching him 24/7, 9 months nonstop. he finally accepted their parents' explanations and this phase didn't last long, but it certainly wasn't Eric's favorite time either.
II. Zach's stims include listening to music, humming, and playing with butterfly knives.
III. Zach doesn’t like having two ingredients of the same texture on toast, and hates it when his food touches on the plate. he also tends to be picky with his dishware.
IV. neither Zach nor Eric has ever smoked or vaped or anything like that, but they wouldn’t mind smoking pot because, unlike cigarettes, it smells nice.
V. this one is dumb and it's the first time my OC has this kind of headcanon, but it's become very on brand for Zach to make "my tiny dick" jokes, so... they're all a lie, okay? his sense of humor is no better than some random 12-year-old's, he likes making dick jokes, drawing inappropriate things in places like the Wexley's bulletin board (the building where he lives, hence the dick-doodling anonymous resident's alias - Wanxy), but this guy is well endowed.
VI. apart from drawing some eggplants from time to time and having the same genes, Eric's sense of humor is different. it's far more 80s/90s action comedy movie than Zach's.
VII. Zach and Eric are fluent in Korean and Japanese; their parents travel to South Korea and Japan a lot, so the brothers spent a large amount of their childhood falling in love with that culture as well. Having befriended a boy their age who only communicated in sign language, Eric decided to learn this language as well.
spoken languages: Zach — English, Spanish, Korean, and Japanese (fluent) German and French (conversational) ; Eric — English, Korean, Japanese, and Italian (fluent), German, Swahili, and Bambara (conversational) + ASL.
VIII. masculine, but in a peacock way describes Zach so well it should be his whole bio, aesthetic, and style tag.
IX. Eric used to think that people deserve a second chance, that it’s okay to make mistakes, and we shouldn’t judge another person because we never know what they're going through, blah blah blah… Right now, his life experience proves it's bullshit; he’s not willing to sacrifice himself and/or his own feelings for nothing anymore, and he doesn’t think he owes anyone anything. In verses where Eric divorced Veronica it makes Zach even happier - at least he won't have to dress as his brother and do that himself, thank goodness!
X. if you wanna piss off Zach with a single word, call him Zachary. you're welcome.