#meme!ask

“Ya know, Keith.” James slurred, leaning heavily against Keith’s back in his drunken state.

“Your dick looks hella good in your damn space suit.” Another sip from his solo.

Ok this is an awkward situation…umm…

do the sexy love™ with: So~rry…I refuse to answer this in public! *Sweats looking at you and Valentine*

sacrifice myself for:  Valentine…ALWAYS

kick: Mike O …he’s a friend but…I think he can take a kick from me.

take to prom: Ringo and Disco…can’t just a group of comrades go to a prom as friends? 

abandon in Jurassic park: Lucy Steel…

It would actually be hilarious to imagine that,because it makes too much sense with my URL! But still,glad you like it,Darling! It’s nice to hear that even if I’m always coming and leaving.

؎ - Your Muse offers mine a lollipop that was in their mouth. - Pip

[♬] - “…Sir Dovah,is this some kind of prank?” The teen covered his mouth in dislike,he liked sweets,but he wasn’t going to put that one is his mouth.

[♬] - “I don’t want to offend you but…that’s anything but hygienic.”

ൠ - Random headcanon. - Butters

Butters has problems with maths pretty often,so he asks his companion,Dougie/General Disarray,for help. That’s the only way he can get help in maths without someone else knowing about it,not even Pip knows this blonde’s problem.

ൠ - Random headcanon. - Pip

The only kid Pip would call a “real threat” is,and will always be,Eric Cartman. Not because he’s the kid that insults the blonde the most,but because he,actually,received serious beatings from this kid. This left him with sequels and totally scared on another round.

ൠ - Random headcanon. - Tweek

In order to finally defeat them,Tweek studies and takes notes about the Underpants Gnomes when they’re in his room. He often takes his father’s underpants as decoy for them…he does this without getting scared like the 20% of the times he tries.