#melwhump

sometimes life is just a surprise of putting a patient's bone back in his shoulder, all while distracted with your deposition later in the day, then getting knocked over by another patient who was hitting on you by comparing you to his mother, but he also piqued your interest about boba!! and!! renfaire!! then your coworker makes a joke, hah! just like the one he made 10mos ago, its an inside thing he said, then he touches the back of your head, and explains why he was gone, but you're just glad he's back and you assure him that he has never let you down, then the cops come in, uh oh do you have to go to court again? oh god, now you're holding a penis, a hard one at that, but your deposition! and that bump forming on the back of your head! the pain rating scale can't even describe the feeling! and its only 8am!