#melon irl

years later i’m only finding out now that the i’m already tracer song was made by living tombstone ffs

i cannot for the life of me catch a got dam vampire squid. i barely know what i need to look out for

y’alls better have an offering for me on my birthday on the 26th

i’m pretty sure the coffee machine just gave me hot water. i hate this place

I've never known an anglophile irl, but one of my roommates is one and it's weird because she keeps cooking things she sees on British cooking shows and watches like every show on BBC religiously then complains she might fail out???? Stop devoting so much time to that and study.

Friends: "you should get a job this summer, why don't your parents want you to have a job this summer its a JOB you can make MONEY" Well, having a sister that needs someone with her constantly, gee I wonder why my parents consider it cheaper to give me a small amount to stay home with her vs hiring a strange person they don't know and paying them full time... But sure, keep asking me. Just keep on, please. I want to explain this 500 more times.