they get on my NERVES 

I was sitting at a bus stop waiting for my bus while texting my friend and I spotted this guy and told my friend that he was there and “Son, you are legally not allowed to be that attractive” for my friend to reply with “you should know, you’re a law student” (followed by a “now go talk to mchottie,” who I happen to have classes with so I didn’t talk to him cause I’m a wuss but that’s irrelevant) but the point is we made a great pick-up line that I shall never use but I feel like it’s a great accomplishment that I need to share. 

TEMPTED LET ME TELL U i would find lots of pleasure punching him in the nose 

"Your voice seems to be rising differently whenever you say 'Daddy'."