#meganmakesapost

I know God can’t be homophobic because Dan Howell is literally God’s favourite

dnp talking about how they don’t do romantic dinners bc their introverted and homebodies when really they haven’t really ever had the opportunity to do such a thing in SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS bc this whole time they’ve had to hide this part of their lives. Like, I know their not super social and Dan doesn’t like “normal” thing but,, they can try those things now!!!

Apparently I’ve been saying “frickin zazzed” when I mean highly energetic/caffeinated for like 10 years now and I just realised I picked that up from Dan Howell when I was like 14 so I’ve got that to contend with today

Dan Howell calling tumblr a place with “artists, writers, stalkers” might be the best description I’ve ever heard

Okay but the district 4 boy Haymitch talks about Mags looking after when he’s crowned after the games. That can’t canonically be Finnick, right? It’s just an example of how Mags is a gentle and motherly figure to every young tribute she has to look after?

Also while we’re on the topic, have we all already noticed that both Haymitch and Katniss’ stories are narrated in a first-person, and very raw to themselves and the action and emotions that they see, do and feel, while ABOSAS is narrated in the third person, making it feel aloof and impersonal, which is totally in line with how Coriolanus views him self in comparison to others around him?

Dan outing himself as a fellow Ferrari girlie makes so much sense fyi