#mega-trash-cringe

Bruce is always stressed but sometimes its just so bad that he changes in to the Hulk

None of the avengers can actually calm him down

untill you came

When Bruce hulks out you are there to calm him down

You never force hulk to change back to Bruce

Most of the time you just make some bad jokes and try to play board games

Hulk sometimes throws all the pawns down making him feel guilty

You think it’s adorable when he pouts

After a while he changes back to Bruce

Bruce is a total blushing mess when he sees the pictures taken by FRIDAY

When someone hurts you in anyway Hulk will be there to comfort you

“don’t cry y/n”

He will pick you up like a baby

“Hulk is going to make you happy”

He makes it his mission to make you smile

that mostly happens after a minute or two

On the battlefield the Hulk is extra protective

You better know that you’ll be paired with him or else he will walk to you ruining the mission

Hulk loves ice cream

So you always have some in your fridge

There is an extra big couch just so hulk can join in on movie nights

He’s just a smol bean when it comes to you

Very much. I consider myself a very important person. Obviously. I mean, *does hairflip*, look at me.

Brucie, why? After I gave you Sixpack Banner. :(

@cametobuyplums is going to hate me for this, but I’m going to save our Cap. Since.. he has a special place in my heart.

brooklyn: where do you feel most at home?

It’s a difficult one, but I think it’s my dormroom. It has become my own private little space and I feel truly at peace when I’m there!

And I should’ve known you would go for Brooklyn. Thank you for asking, Brucie <3

You’re-

Okay, if this were to actually happen, I’d probably be too late to save anyone, since I can’t choose and I’d be too late to save one of them.

But, since this isn’t real life. I’d. Go. For.. 

Ugh, okay. So let me take you through me thought process. I love them both, but Thor is stronger and probably more of use to the galaxy. But why would I let Bucky go? How can I kill off the best friend from Captain America, who’s already been through so much? But Thor, God of Thunder. But Bucky. But Thor.

I’d save Thor.

goddamnit.