My mom asked me to buy her a megamillions ticket, but the lady at the gas station refused to let me pick the numbers. I filled out the little card, she scanned it and then said I had to pick one of three random numbers I didn't ask for. Why? She didn't say. So I picked one, and she acted like I guessed wrong on a test and told me to pick one of four different numbers, again none of which I chose originally. I asked her what was going on, she wouldn't explain it to me. She started tapping randomly on her computer screen like someone pretending to press buttons in the background of a movie to look busy, I was holding up the line, so I left and went to a different gas station. That guy sold me a ticket, but he didn't let me choose any numbers, he just gave me a random one.

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That hopeful feeling..

43,45,46 and a fucking 14 mega ball. The one night I don’t pick 14. I’m going to break those damn machines.