“Listen. I ain’t not gonna mention my namesake. Fuck whatever my parents told you, I was named for the Princess Megara from the iconic Hercules film. But she might just have been beat to the throne by Kida. I mean it’s Atlantis. Civilisation lost to the sea and she’s just brilliant? First time I dyed my hair, it was white just so I could match her. First Princess I ever saw to kick a guy in the throat too.”