#meenillian

Nina Thumbell was convicted on the 12th of February 2017 of being too gay to make rational decisions. Jillian Beanstalk, her accomplice in this heinous crime, pleaded innocent by reason of blackmail, but was later found that this “blackmail” was that she’d get to braid the mermaid’s hair when they got her home later. It is clear that they are both guilty of the crime they were convicted of, and honestly it’s probably a good thing these two gays are off the street before they kidnap the next cute-ass merm they see.