#me!superman

Like we have this extremely bright Metropolis, a Superman with a nearly neon colorful suit and boxers over his pants, will be loved by everyone, humanized + Guy Gardner and the ridiculous haircut + Hawkgirl

And then we cut to Gotham and there's this dark cloud looming over it. It's always night and raining. Batman is a cryptic, ruthless, vigilante (not hero) that will get you if you commit a crime. A resistance predator that borders into the uncanny valley

Ah Lex Luthor and Amanda Waller start they snake-on-snake relationship! 'cause we know by that phrase alone Amanda will be immediately getting blackmail on Lex

Cue to Superman in the full-glory of his blue-red-yellow suit, towering amongst the other clients, mist-eyed. The seagull is but a little bird on his big hands– actually chilling despite a small red scratch on the belly.

"Ma'am, can you please help?" he asks, voice shaky. "I accidentally ran into him," he adds, as if anyone on the vet clinic would demand an explanation.

Can you say no to him?

No. No, you can't.

Clark Kent at 8, John put extensions on the clutch and throttle besides the wheel so the tiny guy is now driving the tractor across the field and pulling equipment for seeding

Clark Kent on winter buddle of clothes feeding the cows