girl I just came across the "pet names" post and I laughed so hard at "the concept of Kansas" I teared up but then when I tried to go to the loo to pee because the laughter took me right to the precipice of bladder failure I couldn't see ANYTHING so long story short your wife sprained my ankle by proxy. and I ain't even mad. worth it.
HAHA! Oh my gosh, this ask made us both laugh so hard. I’m so sorry to hear about your ankle, but I’m thrilled that you deem it worth it! I am honestly still laughing over the “Concept of Kansas,” too. It’s my favorite from that whole list XDDD (Though from the tags it looks like we pissed off the Kansas fandom something awful, but I was born in Kansas, I (and by extension, my wife) am/are allowed to make fun of it.)















