#mcnstricide

                                                    MAYBE YOU’LL CHANGE,                                              ABANDON ALL YOUR WICKED WAYS.                                         MAKE AMENDS AND START ANEW AGAIN.

Mother Ashoka (Trashbag) [Mod]: dust dabbing with cosmom over flurry WHILE THE PLAYER AND BARA OBAMA DO BATTLE IN THE BACKGROUUUUND 

Soooo...a combination of many shitpost ideas united into one. 

Above is the epic battle between Bara Obama and the Caretaker. Lines provided by Player-mun. See the original shitpost of Bara Obama here.

The smol being driven closer to homicide is Flurry- @mcnstricide. Flurry’s always getting dabbed at. 8(.

Then there’s Dusty the Edgehog doing the dab and spouting out his edgy lines (idea from @fcllenflowers) and Cosmom Ashoka @soulsofabodyboundtogether. The family that dabs together drives Flurry insane together. 

His days a s a mercenary were filled with war, blood and screams; to make such a delicate flower crown was uncommon, but even more so was to gift it to a child and the child becoming so grateful. It was a little, simple thing. And yet it brought a big smile to her face.  He smiled back at her, kneeling down so he could get closer to her level. Teaching a small child how to make a flower crown was vastly different from what he usually did, but how could he deny Flurry ?            ❝ Of course I can ! I wouldn’t be a good uncle if I didn’t teach you how to make flower crowns. Just help me find some nice flowers and you’ll become a flower crown builder champion in no time ! ❞

       “Tha’s called a SAVE FROG. ‘m not sure wh’ they do, bu’ they can talk! Sometimes they do funny thin’s like ride a bike!”

    Hands held said frog in his palms, it croaks softly at the girl. Not a moment later it’s mouth opens and chimes out,

            ‘ Would you like to save? ’

“ BY A /WHAT NOW/ ”