#mcneybags

       ░ 🌟 ❝      Did you guys know that Remy Buxaplenty is a big SMELLY                        loser whose face looks like a HECKING booger!?     ❞

   What the fuck did you just fucking do to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fairy Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Pixies, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Fairy armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Fairy World and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, booger face. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Weapons Storage Unit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

      ░ 🌟 ❝     Dude, even if you EVER reach that stupid goal- which                      you WON’T- what are you gonna do THEN? There goes                      your weird idea of fun, Buxaplenty.     What then?     ❞

It’s my destiny to punt them into the Sun

-holds your heart and whispers to it- okay but also imagine if Timmy went to see how Remy was doing in the dimension where he doesn’t exist anymore??? :3c

ily2 <333 ; u ; !!