Apr 8, 2015
mel should feel so blessed to get texts from me :-))
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mel should feel so blessed to get texts from me :-))
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"You're my honey bunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, You're the apple of my eye. And I love you so and I want you to know that I'll always be right here. And I love to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear."
what is this from OMgg
send me lyrics referring to your opinion of me
"who needs a friend when i've got you!" - the wombats (your body is a weapon)
love you !!!
send me lyrics referring to your opinion of me
cause it was a heroine needle and youre on crack. GET WITH IT, BITCH. *love you bitch, i ant never gonna stop love you bitch"
im with it im with it
i stepped on a used needle today and i thought of you. (youre always on my mind)
okkK but what do used needles have to do w me???
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look @ how cute my friend is :'))
i actually told my boyfriend about you the other day.. i dont know if that counts as telling strangers?? I LOVE YOU.
he’s a stranger to me so it counts?? pls ily what did u say
frat/stoner michael!!!! and texxt me back u dweeb
oh kat fuck you you make me mad i’m doing the stoner one bc giGLLY MICHAEL PLES
and no u dweeb actually yes i will omg sorry i don’t have my phone i need to go get it *zayn voice* woopseh daiseh
There was a crashing noise in your kitchen. Fuck. Taking advantage of your cat-like reflexes, you grabbed the nearest table lamp and yanked the cord from the wall, slipping and sliding across the hard wood flooring to get to the kitchen. ”GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY - dude, not again,” you sighed, lowering your lamp weapon and casting a disappointed look at your green haired friend with his entire forearm shoved into a can of Pringles.
"Kat, it’s stuck," he whined, pouting. It was now that you noticed his tinted pink eyes and wobbly stature, giving away the obvious fact that he was definitely stoned. It happened nearly every Saturday night. Michael would burst through the kitchen door and root through your pantry in search of snacks. He wiggled his arm around, attempting to pull it out of the can of chips.
"For the love of Christ," you groaned, setting the lamp on the island and tugging the Pringles can off his hand.
"You saved me," his face lit up, a dopey smile replacing the pout.
"Yeah, whatever," you chuckled, leading him to the couch where he fell asleep, sprawled across you before you were even five minutes into Little Miss Sunshine.
a/n I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE