#mckat

Title: Alfred Snapped

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21389626

Platform: AO3

Creator: McKat

Work Type: Fanfiction

Fandom: Batman - All media types

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Pairing: Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson

Word count: 1,970

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Number of comments: 4

Completion Status: Completed

Short summary/description: After watching Bruce and Dick for too long, Alfred decides to take things into his own hands.

“I’ll admit, I didn’t handle things very well last night. But in my defense...” She trailed off, trying to think of how she could come out as the good guy in the situation. But she was struggling to come up with an excuse. “I’m very pretty and no one ever taught me that my actions have consequences?” 

Lucas looked from his watch to the girl across from him and then pretty much every else in the restaurant before nervously clearing his throat. “So, uh...I thought Easton would be here too? That’s why I agreed to this lunch. Is everything okay?” 

“All I’m asking is— if you ever hear something, or see something weird in room five at the bed & breakfast, tell me. That’s all I’m asking! I need to know. It’s part of a research project— non-school related, but it’s very important.”

McCree likes to call Kat “Chipmunk” because of how she eats: she stuffs her face with food. “Sugar Bear” is Kat’s favorite nicname for McCree.

More adventures of Chipmunk and Sugar Bear! :D 

Fun fact: Kat LOVES to try different shades of lipstick and use McCree to test the quality of lipstick. ((In other words, she just likes to kiss him and cover him with kisses)) 

By the time that Kat is done, McCree’s face is covered in different shades of lipstick and he’s quite satisfied with the attention. 

Name:

Favorite Cousin - Don’t tell Sienna

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Ringtone:

Default

Last Text:

“#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

🖤 Kat 🖤

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

default ringtone

my muse’s last text to your muse

[Kaleigh]: i’ve been thinking about this a lot so don’t say i need to think it through what if you and i just ran away and started a new life?

[Kaleigh]: like we could totally get a cute house and i bet there are a lot cuter and less confusing guys outside of frostford