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Derek and slide their hands into their shorts. They (just audibly) go into detail about their own methods to make themselves cum hard. (This *might* have been inspired by the resurgence of pornstache!Hoechlin btw but you probably got that, anyway). 

bro but stiles is the first to outright say he kinda digs playing with his ass. he’s never actually fingered himself before, but its nice to press and rut his hips back and tease himself to suppress an orgasm (because holding off always makes climaxes that much better), and scott’s flushing bright, vibrant pink and stiles doesn’t hesitate a moment before asking if he’s ever tried it.

derek’s waiting patiently, biting his lip and trying to slow down the pace of his strokes as scott cautiously begins to explain that he’s tried it, swallowing nervously when stiles urges him to elaborate and be honest. he averts his eyes and strokes faster like he can barely help it as he says he loves the way the stretch feels, he loves being full and open, and god, every time he brushes along his prostate, its heaven.

stiles is moaning ever so softly by the time scott finishes and derek has to squeeze the base of his cock to keep from spurting all over himself and both boys offer scott their hands, but he’s shaking and coming before they get the chance to assist. stiles follows shortly after and derek happily licks his hand clean before coming himself.

because lbr those assholes would probably spend less than a minute actually looking for the bullet before stiles just gets vindictive and scott follows suit because he figures derek wants to come anyhow.

stiles finds his prostate almost too quickly and derek is shaking beneath their hands and begging for help, but he keeps pushing his ass up and spreading his thighs and his cock is leaking into a puddle between his knees.

he ends up coming twice before scott demands that stiles actually be helpful and one more time when they’re actively trying to remove the bullet.

Scott oomfed as the back of Stiles’s head landed a bittoo hard on his groin, the human sprawling comfortably across the couch andclaiming Scott as a pillow without asking. The wolf smiled fondly, threadinghis fingers through the other boy’s messy brown hair. The alpha didn’t know ifStiles even realized he was so possessive when Liam was around, but he tried tosooth his best friend’s unspoken insecurities. Liam squinted at the pairsuspiciously, always braced for Stiles’s next verbal assault but Mason barelyseemed to notice.

“We really need to thank you. If you hadn’t saidanything, Liam would never had admitted how he felt and I would have beenmoping over gym buddy sessions with Danny.” Mason said, leaning closer to Liamwho squirmed sheepishly in front of his alpha.

The wolf waved his hand. “You would have figured itout eventually. I’m sort of an expert when it comes to falling for your bestfriend.”

“Like hell, Scotty.” Stiles snorted, smacking thealpha’s chest. “I had to hint for literally years before you picked up the factI wanted to make out for real.”

“That’s because no one ever has any idea if you’rebeing serious or not?” Scott grinned, giving his friend’s hair a tweak.

“I’m always serious, Scott. I’m deadly serious, whydoes no one ever believe me?”

“You’re an idiot, that’s why.” Derek set the cans ofsoda down in front of Mason and Liam, knocking Stiles’s legs off the couch sohe could sit. The human huffed indignantly, swinging his feet back up onto Derek’slap.

“Oh please, I could have told the two of them theyneeded to hook up a year ago.” Stiles waved a judgmental finger at the youngerboys. “But no one listens to Ol’ Reliable Stilinski.”

“Wait, who’s what now?” Derek raised one confused Haleeyebrow, staring at Liam and Mason for a few seconds before realization dawnedon him. “They’re together? The two ofthem? No, Scott, no. They’re too young, they don’t have any idea. You need toput your foot down on this.”

“Dude, they’ve been dating for three months now,Derek.” Scott said gently, reaching over to brush his fingers over the otherwolf’s arm.

“They’re twelve! How could they have been dating forthree months and I didn’t notice, that doesn’t make any sense.”

“Probably because that’s how long Scotty and I havebeen bending your sweet ass over, dude.” Stiles said casually as Scott snortedand Derek burned a bright red.

“Stiles-!”

“What?” The human tried to shrug, giving the room hisbest innocent grin. “You were distracted.”

Derek sputtered a snarling curse, fighting his way offthe couch and retreating back into his kitchen. This is what he got for lettingthese idiots into his loft. Liam and Mason tried to swallow their laughter,struggling not to crack as Scott sighed. He reached down to slip his sock off,stuffing the entire thing into Stiles’s mouth and holding it shut with his handas the human thrashed and gagged.