#mccreespeaks

also how do you not know

Thank you, Jesse. That means a lot to me.

H̨eh̡ h͘e̷h he͠h.̢.͡.First thing at sunrise, I ḑro͠ppe͝d͏ all the pots and pans from the kitchen down the stairs. All of the stairs. All over the base. After that, I r͠e̶plące͝d̕ Winston's supply of peanut butter with almond butter, hid all of @mercyspeaks 's pens, set @mccreespeaks 's alarm to play the lo͡ude̛s̕t ͢s̨cr͢e͠am̨ from a heavy metal band popular song from early in the century, started an online rumor about @dvaspeaks and @reaperspeaks , filled @soldier76speaks room with corn, and @luciospeaks still doesn't know I have his headphones.

It’s alright, Jesse. You’ve been family for a long time. You’re still my favorite cowboy, son.

I like coyotes and picked up a few stray pups back when I was a kid, almost did that in Blackwatch too.

And, for a stranger? Depends on ‘em, really. I’d go from completely ignorin’ ‘em to probably savin’ a kid from a fire or somethin’. Hijacked a train once to stop the actual hijackers, so I guess that’s a good ‘nuff example as well.

Now now. Jesse, this is Shunyata. Shun, Jesse McCree.

mci'll pretend like i never got this ask