PIETRO (who is not an OC but whatever)
how they would react upon accidentally walking into a glass door:
with alarm and screaming because pietro wouldn't just walk into a glass door, he'd go blasting through it at fuck you mph and make a big mess and possibly bleed on things depending on what type of glass it was.
their reaction to having their name spelt wrong on a starbucks drink:
immediately create an instagram account and post a picture of it with 37 hashtags and cross post it to tumblr and revel in the fact he can now check another necessary life achievement off his list.
what kind of vines they would make:
lots of dumb prank ones that involve cuts of him doing the same thing over and over at different points of the day, like him using his power to hide behind doors or on a shelf in a cupboard or in the back seat of someone's car, and them freaking out every time they see him because they never see him moving around, he's just THERE, and growing more and more frustrated every time it happens until they just go off and try to tackle him while he zips off shriek-laughing hysterically.
their reaction to your favorite character:
TOO META but yeah, at first he'd be like DAT ME 8> but after actually reading everything, i think my pietro would probably be really uncomfortable with comics pietro for a lot of reasons, the big ones being...
wow magneto is a grade A piece of shit, oh god i hope that's not who my biological father actually is.
maximoffcest like HAHA NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT......
pietro is kind of a dickbag in general sometimes and obviously not very liked in the marvel universe and that would probably just make my piet sad.
how they would play the sims:
would not have the patience for this at all, but if he did he'd actually have a gorgeous, meticulously decorated house filled entirely with things his sim-self stole from other sims. the rest of the time would be spent flirting and visiting wanda's sim and bothering her.
what their finishing move would be:
his canon finishing move of grabbing someone and running with them until they fucking disintegrate on a molecular level. i like to imagine it blazblue style astral heat thing where he pulls his goggles down and they do the anime glasses reflection thing. he then grabs the other chara and runs them off screen in a blue-tinted streak of light, then nyooms across the screen over and over until the whole screen is whited out and then you see him skid to a halt in the middle and brush the gross lil people bits off his hands.
how they would react upon accidentally walking into a glass door:
swears under his breath, palm smacks it and slides it open in one combined annoyed motion, and is quietly grateful he didn't go through it like certain other people (marcus). this happens more than you'd think (or maybe about as much as you think) because zeno house has a very large sliding glass door between their living room and the patio/back yard area and is full of drunk people on a regular basis.
their reaction to having their name spelt wrong on a starbucks drink:
could give less of a shit, consume caffeine.
what kind of vines they would make:
almost exclusively ridiculous drunken zeno antics followed by him turning the phone towards himself so he can do deadpan-staring-into-the-camera-ala-the-office thing. sometimes mona records him dead asleep in awkward positions/talking in his sleep/with stupid stuff balanced on his head and uploads them to his account for him to discover later.
their reaction to your favorite character:
largely indifferent, thinks wanda is kinda hot. gordon's favorite marvel characters are namor and, on the opposite end of the spectrum, deadpool, so he just doesn't really connect with quicksilver on any level.
how they would play the sims:
i've never actually played the sims so i'm not 100% sure how shit works, but gordon would probably run his sims life exactly like his real life and make a fuckton of money and have a super successful sim career and do his best to "win" at every relevant aspect of the game.
what their finishing move would be:
transforms into atticus, who, upon opening his third eye, ignites in a fiery purple six-armed asura aura that explodes outwards, leveling everything in its path. his ending pose would be to casually straighten his tie and light a cigarette.
