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The Ambassador was away from Alagadda this week visiting Queen Mab The Undoer of the Faerie Empire.

Palace Guard Alastair celebrated his 50th anniversary of serving the Hanged King. The party was well attended, with many citizens and nobles coming to acknowledge Alastair's service. The White Lord gave a very honoring speech that no one can remember, but it was a quite good speech nonetheless.

The reason for The Deathless Merchant of London's presence has been revealed! A brand new auction house for MC&D Ltd. has been constructed and shall open for auctions soon according to The Deathless Merchant himself and his proxy.

A mortal professional photographer by the name of Thomas Harding passed through the city briefly. He took wonderful photos of fair Alagadda, and many citizens were delighted to pose for his portraits.

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The Yellow Lord tossed 3 more servants from his window, bringing the total count to a nice even 1500 this year, his lordship stated that he wishes to see the number in the quintuple digits by the end of the year.

Recent reports say that The Deathless Merchant of London has been seen in the city. When we questioned the nobility about this The Red Lord began to speak before being smacked into the floor by The Ambassador.

A new store has come to Alagadda. One "dado house of fine pharmaceutical also laundry and tan" boasting such remedies as "discreet banana radiation kill u pill" and "fine duck powder" to moderate success. One citizen reports "This powder is not strong enough. All it did was give me a bill! I demand a refund or full duck transformation!" It seems that the doses are not properly calibrated to Alagaddan physiology.

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was playing jackbox and one of my friends said this was skitter marshall 🥹🥹🥹

there isn’t nearly enough fanart out there that zelda deserves so i decided to draw her !!! i’m kinda obsessed with her rn so 💔💔💔

The void spirit, unaware of the battle raging in Yaoi Central, decides to pass the time before the seemingly inevitable and imminent teleportation by going for a leisurely stroll. But she isn't unaware for long...

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Deactivating her magical girl uniform, she slips into the swamp, gliding just below the surface, looking to all the world like an oil slick as she drifts nearer the fighting...

"Multi, this is Impetus. Bad news: the mayor gave me the slip. Good news: Apparently I am part of the auction now ? So if the sale goes through, the buyer and seller are in for a rude surprise. Caaaannot do anything about the teleport though."