Mar 16, 2018
Wizard: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of Raven AND anime on my side!
Grandfather Spider: Wait, you-
Wizard: (SCREAMS)
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Wizard: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of Raven AND anime on my side!
Grandfather Spider: Wait, you-
Wizard: (SCREAMS)
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Pork, Beans, and Sparck: All hail Medulla. All hail Medulla. All hail Medulla. All hail Medulla.
Bat: Wizard, what happened?
Wizard: Medulla cheated.
Medulla: CHEATED?! Hold on there, buddy. Oh, grow up. What, did you think this was a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, FOOL! And you know why?
Wizard: Because you cheated?
Medulla: !? No! Not because I cheated, because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a- a kid! Muahaha, a stupid kid! Nyeheheheheheh~
Pork, Beans, and Sparck: (monotonously) Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Wizard: I guess you're right, Medulla. I am just a kid.
Medulla: Of course I'm right. Okay Mellori, time to kill-
Wizard: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past 6 days, 5 minutes, 27.5 seconds, and if I've learned anything in that time, it's that you are... who you are.
Medulla: ...That's right, okay Mellori-
Wizard: And no amount of Shadow magic... or scholarly promotion... or some other third thing, can make me more than what I really am inside: a kid.
Medulla: That's great, now get back against the wall.
Wizard: But that's okay!
Medulla: Wha? Whats going on?
Wizard: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Empyrea, and I beat the Aethyr storm, and I rode the Sepidious, and I'm gonna bring Mellori back!
Medulla: Alright, we get the point.
Wizard: So yeah, I'm a kid. But I'm also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Medulla: *cough cough* What's going on here?
Wizard: But most of all, I'm...
Medulla: Okay, settle down,
Wizard: I'm...
Medulla: Take it easy!
Wizard: I'M...
Medulla: WHAT THE SCALLOP!?
Wizard: π΅I'M A GOOFY GOOBER-π΅
Medulla: (SCREAMS)
Velma: Learning Shadow magic is not some simple task such as riding a bicycle, cracking an egg, or committing premeditated murder.
Wizard: Uh, what was that last one?
Velma: Cracking an egg?
Wizard: ...Right.
Wizard: Zander said I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe, which was right next to two other broken toes.
Ione: Did he clear you or not?
Wizard: He did not. Alright, let's get to work, guys.
Wizard: No matter how many times you save the Spiral, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit? I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes? Please?!''
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Pork: I have never bragged.
Wizard: You once called your face proof of god's existence.