danbury is in connecticut which means the tri-state area includes nyc and i am 100% sure that this is what will happen if doof tries to take over
doof on the thirty ninth floor of the ESB, which is the new Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc: Behold, the Move-A-Square-Inator! Times Square is one of the busiest places in the city, so I will move it INTO New Jersey and all of the poor little New Yorkers will be so sad that they will beg me to take office so I can move it back.
Perry tries to stop him by pressing the self-destruct button, but Doof pushes a button and there goes Times Square. Then, the self destruct button goes off, and goodbye inator. Perry is shocked. Times Square can’t be returned now! How will the New Yorkers react?
Oh. They don’t.
random person on 41st and 5th: hey, it’s mad quiet here what the fuck
other random person: bro, there’s no more tourists
r1: deadass?
r2: yeah.
They keep walking. The local news studio at 66th and Columbus reports it on the 6pm news and NYkers get excited. Who is the man that moved their worst nightmare to New Jersey? He’s definitely better than Bill DeBlasio. Someone finds Doof, and ask him his stance on the MTA.
“It sucks! I mean, what is up with all the lines running on each other? The D runs on the N which runs on the F which runs on the D.. Just let us take the train. Also, why is it always late? We should change that.”
The population demands that Doof take over. He hates the noise and the tourists and the number of illegal fireworks complaints go down. Otherwise, absolutely nothing changes. All weird -inators blasting from the mayor’s office are just put off as “just nyc things.” Pizza Rat and Norm become besties.
