Mar 27
They have been put in the microwave for their sins and we aren't letting them out.
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They have been put in the microwave for their sins and we aren't letting them out.
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Navi if you had two bullets and you were in a room with Sebastian, Painter, and Mr Lopee, who would you shoot
{Navi thinks for a moment}
"I would shoot Z-13 and Z-779...I don't think I can re-kill a ghost."
*A group of soldiers that don’t look like urbanshade’s barge in* “Command, this is attack force 230! We have found the Navi AI! Preparing for containment!”
{Navi looks confused}
"I'm on your side not the entities side...."
[They were doing an attempt at exploring, checking out the remains of the blacksite pretty much (they're bored /silly), then stumbled acrossed a specific room..]
"Oo, left behind Urbanshade tech! Well this is interesting!" [they giggled to themselves, a film of static over their voices as it went through the speakers into the Navi room.]
- @bowfortheaudience :deviousscheming:
{Navi Ai wakes up from her slumber. Her digital eye looks up to the speakers. It seems annoyed when hearing their voice coming from the speaker}
"The Host, if I remember correctly...How unfortunate to be hearing you again?"
{Navi shakes it's head}
"To inform you, I'm not left behind. I'm simply waiting for Urbanshade to transfer my system to a more portable device. However that is only if the Expendables can get the crystal for Mr. Shade. Since you know...The Saboteur has letted out most of the misfits out of their cells."
This is Blacksite wide announcement
Happy Easter day, Urbanshade employees.
I hope you enjoy your only break off today.
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*walks in with a flamethrower (granted to me by a certain Z-13)*
{Navi looks shocked}
"WHAT IN THE NAME FATHER OF A.I IS THAT?!"
Yo navviii
What would you do if I grew legs and put a kirkrock in your room👀👀👀👀
{Navi thinks for a moment}
"I would just look at you and ask you "Why? Why do you do this?" To be honest."
*Distant metal creaking noises*
Five. Hundred. Minigames.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I HATE THAT THING!!!!"