#maxverstappen.things

YEA SOFTDOM CARLOS PLEASE!!! Like it my mind, aside from a couple of guys from indycar and motogp, he is like the ultimate softdom. Like he is BUILT FOR IT and I don’t know why.

Oh and thank you, that means a lot 🥹 this is the first one I’ve had in a while (yay pills!) and it was really intense so I took the rest of the day off. Please take care of yourself and REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER!

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I personally think that Carlos, Max, Daniel and Oscar would be the best softdoms. Pardon me as I go on a rant about this...

Max is basically a teddy bear. The man is dad coded and a provider at heart and you can't convince me otherwise. He might not be the best at reading the specifics of what you would need but would definitely take over once he understood what you needed. Would probably have you cockwarm him while he's SIM racing, occasionally stroking your back until he gets you to fall asleep.

Oscar seems to good at reading people to not understand what you need. Like, every fucking interaction he has with Lando is usually him adapting to what Lando needs. He'd know what you needed before you even did. He'd have you on your knees with his dick in your mouth as he answers emails and pets your head.

Daniel gives me playful vibes. Like he know what you need but makes you ask for it anyway. He would actually just make your brain melt to stop the thoughts and then make all the decisions for you so thinking is unnecessary. Goodluck moving since he's literally fucked you stupid but he'll take care of you afterwards, so it's worth it.

He just gives me the creeps. Like Max’s tone when talking about him reminds me of myself talking about my parents.

Detached. Wanting to move on but still try to be open about it even though it’ll make ppl ask questions especially if you avoid and don’t answer the question. (Did that make sense?)

So yeah. I don’t know him, but from what I can observe through a screen I’m not a fan.

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IT DOESSSSS

(Hello new anon! Thanks for joining me and starting a rant!)

Don't get me STARTED on the psychology that is Max Verstappen. His mind is my obsession and how anyone could ever paint him as a villain hasn't been through trauma with a parent (or hasn't realized that they have).

Like, joking about trauma is a very clear indicator?? "My dad did that once to a mechanic??" I'm sorry??? Max, baby, that's not something you're supposed to laugh about...

Key word here is supposed. I laugh about my trauma all the time and it concerns my therapist.

It sucks that Max's personal life is out there for the media to pick apart. I've seen debates about Jos' parenting style and how he has given Max everything. I don't see any ungrateful bone in Max's body. If he was, then Jos would've been out of Max's life the second he turned eighteen.

So then people ask: if Jos is a bad parent, why is he still around Max?

Answer: Traumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(Rant under the cut about abuse trauma... you've been warned)

ngl the first thought in my head was that scene from Twilight where Edward is being angsty about marking up Bella and the refuses to have sex with her.

No okay but Imagine it's a newer relationship and Max is still feeling out the boundaries and what she likes and doesn't like. So minor under negotiated kink.

Then waking up the net morning and Max is having a baby panic attack because he thinks he's fucked everything up. But she is absolutely feral for this and starts begging for it. Max has to do a double take and take a good five minutes to process.

Max.exe has stopped working...