There’s a man in the valley who pretends to love his daughter

And when he said he was a man he stuck his head under the water

You make me feel ashamed of waking up in the morn’

You never loved me, and you’ll never love your first born

‘Cause she’s a woman, I’m a man, we reversed the roles

And you can’t stand

To see

The waterboarding of your coals

You’re a coward, Mr. Funeral

You’re a cow herd, Mrs. Funeral

You drive all your calves

To the brink of extinction

I hope you won’t mind

That we changed the distinction

‘Cause I refuse to hate my body

I refuse to hate who I am

The truth

At the end of the day is

I’m her brother, and she ain’t no man

You can eat my shrimp

You can crash my blimp

You can steal my skin

But you’re never, ever, gonna win

‘Cause when the sun comes up

You’re just some bloodshot pup

And I’m the man

On the mountain

Overlooking your valley

Let’s count to ten

And then begin our rally

Your marriage is broken

Your time is up

I’m the king of the mountain