#max.thots

we have heard of maxplaining but get ready for maxipulation where this boy is all over you the second you’re awake, soft kisses and whispered sweet nothings in your ear

and he’s coaxing you to stay in bed, he’s telling you to let him do all the work as he slides into you and holds you against his chest until you’re panting and begging to come

and this boy is convinced in your post-orgasm haze he could convince you to take a sick day, only to get pouty when you tell him you need to go shower and get ready for the day

MY FAVE TRIAD!! (If nobody has noticed yet-)

No, okay, I seriously love these three! I'm the context of my favorite slut (affectionate) Lando... speaking my love language.

Max is just as bad. Like I feel Lando would bite him, all over his neck, and Max would wear that shit with pride. The two of them are PR menaces. Concealer? Non-existent.

I also think if Lando needed it, max would let him naw on his fingers or sit between his thighs while he sim races. Like if he can't keep Lando's mouth busy with his own or nestled in the crook of his neck, he'll find a way. His thighs are biteable anyhow, Lando has plenty of space to mark up on them.

Oscar, I think, bites back. Because in my head, he's also a possessive little sneak. Lando garners a fuck ton of attention from other people and Oscar knows how to keep control despite that. Let Lando have his fun... while also showcasing a lovely hickey right behind his ear. This, in turn, means Lando is going to come back tenfold.

Also, maybe this is just me, but if Max and Oscar were smart about it, they could make the biting into a gold star. Like he's not allowed to bite or mark until he takes care of himself. He self-deprecates? TEETH ARE DENIED.

bonus points if max is telling her about the other drivers and she says, “lewis hamilton … like the monster drink?” 

even though he knows it might be unprofessional to interrupt her interviews with other drivers, he’d always run in to give her a quick kiss and an “you’re doing amazing love, i love you” before running off camera

and interviews with the two of them cannot be taken seriously since they’d be too busy giggling or he’d be so zoned out just proudly looking at her

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OKAY BUT BUT

imagine before they get together? max verstappen very famously hates media duties or anything that doesn’t require him driving. but all of a sudden he’s giddy to do interviews? and he keeps looking at the audience during conferences? and he seems to perk up when a certain journalists asks him a question

and it doesn’t take long to figure out max has the biggest crush on the pretty journalist. like he’s so stoic and blunt with everyone else but when he gets to her station in the media pen, he’s all smiles and giggles and maybe he’s even a little flirty (but nowhere near red bull seb’s level)

and imagine this wee fucker getting so offended when his media manager reminds him he has to move on because no, he doesn’t want to. he would rather just stay with this journalist and no one else

Like actually fucking fucking but the club is so packed and the lights are dim it just looks like you’re both just grinding on each other except you’re not just grinding. Max has his big hands wrapped around your throat with his chest pressed against your back and he’s shushing you as he angles his hips just the way you like making your eyes roll back into your skull as you let out shaky breaths trying not to scream in the middle of this fine establishment🤵‍♀️🤵‍♀️ The whole grid is there too btw partying after a race, majority are clueless except maybe Charles, Carlos and Lando and they’re just eyeing y’all from across the bar exchanging knowing looks while they wait their turn🫶

MA’AM LET ME BREATHE??????

the way his hands are gripping onto you, his lips right by your ear as he whispers the filthiest shit to you. talking about pulling your dress down until your tits spill out, or lifting your skirt up enough so everyone can see how well you’re taking his cock🫠

this is really sweet and all but now I just have this hilarious image of max thinking you’re pregnant when you’re not😭

like the boy wakes up to you throwing up in the bathroom (plot twist: it’s food poisoning!) and just instantly thinks you’re pregnant

cue him being overbearing and so careful and doting with you. and yeah, you’re pretty confused why he’s got you all these snacks and blankets and bake-off but hey! better to judge baking over watching your boyfriend get punched about!

but then it leads to a moment of him like knocking a beer you were about to drink out of your hand or lando being like, “can I be the godfather?” for you to be like wtf????

just being pinned down on the black leather seats that have the stitching of your favorite colour (cause max wants to have you with him while hes working), windows are all foggy and all that can be heard are your muffled moans and max grunting and cursing at you in dutch, calling you a stupid little girl for following him😵‍💫😵‍💫

ANGRY SEX THAT TURNS INTO PASSIONATE SEX BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED AND SCARED ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING TO YOU!!!! PLEASE🫠🫠🫠