husband max always somehow mentioning you in his interviews because the man is so goddamn smitten, it hurts: "my wife and i went karting last week and she beat me." "the other day my wife had a dream where apparently i was cheating on her... she didn't talk to me for three days... i would never do that, i love her very much." "my wife likes reading, after the race we will go to the nearest bookshop to buy as many books as she wants." I NEED A HUSBAND MAX IN MY LIFE *sobbing*

No shake sending this one off anon, but I just thought that max would totally get hard and fuck you if you jokingly tried on his fireproof top I’m going to hell 😂😭

okay okay listen to me. max definitely has breeding kink. him and you would be married and have a 4 year old daughter but he would still want to get you pregnant. because this man won't stop with one or two kids. he would have at least four or five little verstappens running around. he would always find a way to convince you to have another one, then another one (the man just loves to see you pregnant with his child, it gets him going, his ego just goes over the roof knowing that other men know he's the one who knocked you up). you would always end up saying 'this one is the last one' after giving birth and max would just smile, hold his newborn baby and say 'we will see that schat'

holy fuck, i absolutely forgot today was max's birthday (that's what uni and work combined does to a person lol).

the sexual max brainrot i promised you:

Okay, I have to share Max thoughts because they’ve been swimming around in my brain for a little while and I need to let them out. I’m literally in love with the secret relationship trope, so that with max??? Like maybe you work for a different team or something and you’re just sending longing glances over to the redbull garage, or just keeping an eye on max during the races. And he makes it a point to “casually” (it’s not casual at all) walk past the garage for your team every so often (he just walks back and forth past in in hopes he’ll see you). Sneaking off to his driver’s room before a race because how could he possibly drive without a good luck kiss??

girl dad max arriving in the paddock and proudly wearing bright pink nail polish and when interviewers ask him about it he's like "oh these?" holds up his left hand, fingernails painted pink, the golden wedding band glistening in the morning sun, "my girls painted my nails after our tea party. actually my older one painted them, my younger one chose the color."

Kind of feral about max atm idk just got this vision of him teasing me all night at an after party and when it finally gets down to it just telling him to shut the fuck up and pushing him onto his knees to eat me out LMAO