#mawp

“Hey, Archer. You headed to that party tonight at tri-sigma?”

Nice little indoor handgun only shooting range me and a few friends frequent. We’re relaxing letting lose with my friends 1911 and glock collection. After spending way to much money shooting me and a friend are off the firing line watching a friend challenge a sheriff to a friendly comp when a wild dumbass appears.

“cue pokemon music”

Anyways. This dumbass didn’t read the rules and just saw the handgun only schtick and though. Huh. My Deagle is a handgun. That must be ok. No ones wearing muffs though everyone has ear plugs. You need muffs.. FOR AN INDOOR RANGE WHEN A DEAGLE IS FIRING! 

So as me and a friend pull out our ear plugs to start shooting the shit we hear what amounts to a cannon go off. The sounds bouncing off the walls half the people in the establishment are on the ground clutching ears yelling out “MAWP! MAWP!” Suffice to say he received a permeant ban from the range and is facing charges from an elderly gentlemen who I think went deaf in one ear. So dealing with some minor hopefully temporary hearing loss right now. Can still hear just a bit muffled on the left side. What a dumbass.