1. Math puns are a sin, but say do them anyway, just cos. (Don’t go on a tangent)
2. My physics professor told me I got a lot of potential. Then he pushed me down the stairs.
3. “What do you get when you square root beer?” - “Beer!” (my student knows how much my boyfriend loves this beverage)
4. I will draw a picture because I’m not funny :( (below is a picture of a lion wearing sunglasses, I think - I can totally see you do this Sudibjo! hahaha)
5. Do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log? (Patty’s student - he did write sorry)
Maria Puhl just sent me a snapchat of a student’s answer to “Explain what a derivative represents”: Derivative of a function! (Maria’s comment: Well no shit!)
















